Saturday, October 18, 2014

Blogtober 2014 {Secrets}

This one time...

when I worked at camp...

I led the horse camp for a week and wore the same pair of overalls the entire week and never showered.  

#camplife

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(I've been participating in Blogtober 2014, where a bunch of us write on a different prompt each day from this list.  I've only cheated 2x so far!  So, go me!  Feel free to follow along!)

Friday, October 17, 2014

Blogtober 2014 {I'm An Expert At...}

Check me out ^ - I'm so good at jumping
Today's prompt is all about what I'm an expert at.  I don't really mean to brag, but I have a lot of talents (like the photo above, obviously, I'm the only one good at jumping photos).  I mean, I am basically an expert at a lot of really important things so I'm really glad I have an avenue to broadcast them now...I'm so excited to share them.

Please enjoy these 10 things and just try hard not to be jealous:

+ Connect 4.  Remember this game?  Yes, I DOMINATE in this game.  I have a keen eye for the best ways to get 4 in a row and I always win.  

+ I don't know what it is, but I have this really awesome gift of being able to make ugly faces.  When people say, "Hey, let's take a funny photo!" I don't just do the duck face, I conquer the twelve chin, overbite, crazy-eyes face.  It's a gift.

+ I also missed my calling in archery.  You guys, I'm really good.  Katniss who?

+ I have this uncontrollable gift to get babies to poop.  Whenever I hold a baby, he/she tends to poop. No matter if they've just pooped already or if they're constipated, hand that baby over to me and get the diaper ready.  You're welcome.

+ I don't mean to brag, but I'm really good at getting in car accidents.  I mean, husband and I are really good at it.  I think we have an "X" on our back because people just love to rear-end us.  It's really great.

+ I'm also really good at giving dirty looks.  It's usually because I have horrible eye site, so I'm actually just trying to squint so I can see something, but it makes for a great dirty look.

+ Sleeping in.  I'm really good at it, you guys.  I'm totally an expert.

+ Speaking of sleeping in, I'm really good at staying up way too late so that I'm too tired the next day.   I don't know what I do all night, but I'm an expert at procrastinating.

+ I'm an expert at slouching.  Standing up straight is overrated.  I prefer to have my hips forward and shoulders folded.

+ I don't mean to brag, but I'm an expert at singing the wrong lyrics.  I had a roommate in college who knew the lyrics to every song in existence and she would always correct me.  I'm definitely an expert at singing the wrong lyrics. 

I'll stop there for today.  Don't want to brag too much!  I hope I didn't make you feel inferior.  What can I say?  I've got some pretty good talents.

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